Question:
For my thriving Ebay business I was able to purchase $100,000 worth of Jar Jar Binks merchandise for a paltry $9,000 (action figures, CD-ROMS, dolls, etc). According to the internet, the next and final Star Wars movie is coming out in May of this year. I could not believe that someone was stupid enough to sell me this merchandise at only 9% of the retail cost. In a few months I will be making a killing on other people’s stupidity. Star Wars is the hottest thing around, and I expect to be a magnet for the fanboys who want to throw money at me once "Revenge of the Sith" comes to the theaters. If anyone wants to get a piece of the action, just contact me by email and I’ll give you a special deal on Star Wars: Jar Jar Binks merchandise. These will be selling like hotcakes baby!
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If anyone wants to get a piece of the action, just contact me by email and I’ll give you a special deal on Star Wars: Jar Jar Binks merchandise. These will be selling like hotcakes baby!
Right. Jar Jar Binks was one of the most loathed characters ever created. Very few Star Wars fans can stomach the critter. Who will your customer base be?
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If anyone wants to get a piece of the action, just contact me by email and I’ll give you a special deal on Star Wars: Jar Jar Binks merchandise. These will be selling like hotcakes baby!
I believe it. Have you tried selling hotcakes on eBay?
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Right. Jar Jar Binks was one of the most loathed characters ever created. Very few Star Wars fans can stomach the critter. Who will your customer base be?
Jar Jar Brinks, of course. Rita
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meant to say: "For my thieving Ebay business I was able to purchase $100 worth of Jar Jar Binks merchandise for a paltry $9,000 (action figures, CD-ROMS, dolls, etc). According to the internet, the last and final Star Wars fan will die of old age in May of this year. I can not believe that I was stupid enough to buy this garbage at 9000% of the best attainable retail cost. In a few months I will be killing myself for my stupidity, unless I can dump this sludge somewhere posthaste. Star Wars has exceeded it’s sell-by date by a staggering amount, and I now see I can’t even move this stuff as scrap PVC and come out with my hide intact. Can it be that there’s somebody even stupider than I somewhere on Usenet? Probably not, but it’s free to find out…"
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If anyone wants to get a piece of the action, just contact me by email and I’ll give you a special deal on Star Wars: Jar Jar Binks merchandise. These will be selling like hotcakes baby! Right. Jar Jar Binks was one of the most loathed characters ever created. Very few Star Wars fans can stomach the critter. Who will your customer base be?
Millions and millions of Star Wars fans. If Jar Jar Binks was such a supposedly a loathsome character, then how come "The Phantom Menace" is the highest grossing Star Wars movie of all time? With the new tiilogy, it is obvious that the Star Wars franchise is changing…for the better. Lucas has made Star Wars more po
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