Question:
Jackie Lancaster: "But Doctor, what should I do with these rectal thermometers?" Sheckie Lumpy: Doc says to patient – "No problem. Nothing unusual. Here’s some suppositories. Use these for 7 days and if it doesn’t clear up, call me. Milton Ruki:
HEY! – Hide quoted text — Show quoted text – patient leaves, but comes back a week later complaining that the ailment hasn’t cleared up. doc asks if patient used all the suppositories, and patient says "i did, but man were they difficult to swallow." Doc says – You’re not supposed to take them orally! We’ll have to work them out of your system. Take a quarter cup of mineral oil after a hot bath every night before bed. Come back in a week. Patient comes back in a week… Doc – Well, did you take the mineral oil? Pt – I’m trying doc but by the time I drink that hot bath I can’t swallow another thing.
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Response:
@newssvr31.news.prodigy.com: – Hide quoted text — Show quoted text – "But Doctor, what should I do with these rectal thermometers?" Doc says to patient – "No problem. Nothing unusual. Here’s some suppositories. Use these for 7 days and if it doesn’t clear up, call me. patient leaves, but comes back a week later complaining that the ailment hasn’t cleared up. doc asks if patient used all the suppositories, and patient says "i did, but man were they difficult to swallow." david ….and the patient goes on to say "For all the good they did, I should have shoved them up my ass."
Next to the Tamiflu Thermometer. — — W
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